Things you don't want to hear at the gym

I was at the gym for a quick 30 minutes on a bike. After my shower and dressing, the old creepy guy who has these wierd close relationships with young boyish looking guys was talking to one of them and he starts a conversation saying: "are you feeling better?" They continue talking for a little bit. Then as I walk by him, old guy says "so do you still have diarrhea?"

I about shit my pants laughing about that.