a lesson from my youth

Ricki, Jerry, Sally Jesse... they all taught me an important lesson in my life. If a talk show calls you just to give you a makeover, in all truth its because the love of your life is about to tell you that instead of planning your wedding like he's said he's been doing he's actually been sleeping with your Uncle Rob and they don't plan to stop after your marriage but Rob is moving in and your love will rotate between the two of you. And WAIT.... your sister is now pregnant from a threesome she had with them and doesn't know who the father is. And you have to endure this, plus a white trash food fight for the next 45 minutes.

Bottom Line: If someone all of a sudden is all nice and friendly and wants to talk, be prepared for the worst horror that can possibly be told to you.