RIP: Club Juana

THe Orlando Weekly, one of my old favorite newspapers reported this week about the recent closing of Club Juana. It stood as a beacon of trashy liberalism/ debauchery in the sea of conservative Central Florida. While I have never been to Club Juana, as the strippers are female, I have to applaud their particular gumption. At some point in the late 90's/ early 00's, the city of Casselberry placed restrictions on what the club could be nude for. What does Club Juana do? They do Shakespeare in the buff, specifically MacBeth. HAHAHA. I bet somewhere whoever really wrote those plays are smiling as they are bringing a whole new level of entertainment to the common masses. The full article on the strip club can be found here.

Alas, Club Juana we hardly knew ye. And we will miss you, myself and tons and tons of creepy straight guys who passed over a few dollars for a lap dance.