What will become of Kitty?

As the election excitement has died down a little, two things come to mind. One: Welcome back Trent Lott. I love when Republicans elect old white Southern racists to leadership positions. He's so much easier to hate than Frist was, who on his first weekend as leader saved someone's life on the Florida Turnpike.

But the important question that is on my mind is what will become of Kitty (Katherine) Harris? Every so often a candidate of such craziness comes along that you just don't want to lose their public spotlight. The last time this happened was ALan Keyes during his presidential run. He was rewarded with a show on MSNBC called "Alan Keyes is Making Sense," which was hilarious. The inside joke was everyone on the show made sense EXCEPT Alan Keyes. So I want Kitty to get her own show. Maybe she could be the antithesis to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and force make overs on attractive women to make them hideously ugly, like she was during the 2000 recount.

Oh Kitty, do stay in touch with society, we will miss you.